Radhe Radhe ! A Funny Story.......... non-humorous veggies, don't read !
Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill & cook a tandoori chicken & some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics.. & since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken & meat on a Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic... faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa & suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes & much study, Santa attended a Mass.. & as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born a Sikh, & raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic!" Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of punjabi tandoori chicken & deliecious meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors.. & as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary & prepared to scold him, he stopped & watched in amazement. There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats & chanted: "Oye, you were born a chicken, & you were born a lamb, you were raised a chicken & you were raised a lamb, but now you are a potato & you a tomato..!!" The Priest fainted..=))