Radhe Radhe!<\/p>\n
This was taken from a tourism blog where people could post queries if they were planning on making a trip to India.<\/span> Q : Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).<\/span> Q : Will I be able to see elephants in the street?( USA ) <\/span> Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa – can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden ) <\/span> Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India? (Sweden) <\/span> Q: Are there any ATMs India ? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi , Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore?(UK) <\/span> Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India ? ( USA )<\/span> Q: Which direction is North in India ? ( USA ) <\/span> Q: Can I bring cutlery into India ? ( UK ) <\/span> Q: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? ( France ) <\/span> Q: Can I wear high heels in India ? ( UK ) <\/span> Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore , and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) <\/span> Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA ) <\/span> Q: Do you have perfume in India ? ( France ) <\/span> Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India ? (USA) <\/span> Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India ? (France)<\/span> Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) <\/span> Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy) <\/span> Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA) <\/span> <\/p>\n Have a nice Day<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Anthony Gonzalves<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Radhe Radhe! This was taken from a tourism blog where people could post queries if they were planning on making a trip to India. The answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who demonstrate tolerance and an excellent … Continue reading
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\nThe answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who demonstrate tolerance and an excellent sense of humor. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: Sure, it’s only three thousand kms, take lots of water. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: What did your last slave die of? <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian Ocean which does not.. oh forget it. …… Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Goa . Come naked. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of…oh forget it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tues day night in Goa , straight after the hippo races. Come naked. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: You’re a British politician, right? <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter\/gatherers. Milk is illegal. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: No, WE don’t stink in India. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather in India. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: Only at Christmas in Goa. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first to speak properly. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime day and night. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n A: No, we use sand paper but we have different grades for you to chose.<\/span><\/p>\n