Mera Bharat Mahan

Radhe Radhe !! Jayesh bhai has sent this specially to soothe some some latest wounds……. 😆 


An American decided to write a book about famous places of worship  around the World.



So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Rome – naturally.


On his first day , as he was strolling with the Pope, marvelling the Vatican, , he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read ‘$10,000 per call’.



The American, being intrigued, asked the Pope what the telephone was used for.


He replied that it was a direct line to heaven   and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.


The American thanked the Pope  and went along his way.

His next stop was Arabistan. There he saw the same type of phone with the sign $10,000 for a call. He was really surprised since he did not expect a phone like  this outside Rome. He hailed a maulvi strolling nearby and asked him the use of the phone. The mauilvi replied- “It is to make a direct call to Behesht (heaven) if you want to talk to God. “

The American thanked the maulvi and went along his way.

From here he went to China. Here too he saw the golden phone inside a Temple. He asked a bhikkhu who was walking nearby, what the phone was used for. He told him that for $10,000 he could communicate directly with God.

Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Rome, Arabistan and China and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.


She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he Could talk to God.

‘ O.K., thank you,’ said the American.



He then traveled to Srilanka , Israel, Russia , and many other countries.


In every place of worship,   he saw the same golden telephone with the same ‘$10,000 Per call’ sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Iisrael decided to travel to up to India to See if  the poor nation called ‘India’  had the same phone.


He arrived in India , and again, in the first Mandir  he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read ‘One Rupee per call.’


The American was so surprised that he asked the priest about the sign.

‘Father, I’ve traveled all over World and I’ve seen this same golden Telephone in many churches and temples. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, But in the US – and everywhere else – the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?’


Readers, it is your turn…….. Think …..before you scroll down….



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The priest smiled and answered, ‘You’re in India now, my dear son – it’s a Local Call’.


My dear sweet readers, if there is heaven on earth, it is here, it is here, it is here.


Radhe Radhe !!!!!

8 thoughts on “Mera Bharat Mahan

  1. HA HA HA…………..!!!!!!!!!! LOL! 😆 😆 😆 😆 Jayesh-ji is gone crazy!!! There’s a better way to do video conferencing, rather than a telephone call! But it requires deep sādhanā to get sphuran & direct connection to there (& it can take one upto Goloka!)—but it requires not even a rupee! And this “mobile facility” from India is available worldwide!!! 😆 😆 😆
  2. Radhe Radhe !! Ohh, if i tell u what all Jayesh bhai does and says – u’d be amazed. Throughout Purushottam he assigned a new project each week and gave it his best shot. In the last week of Purushottam he had gone door to door everyday, enlightening people about the REAL intention of Ekadashi, that is Hari-smaran, and not merely fast, yet watch TV. He also goes to far flung hamlets of fisherfolks, every sunday, carrying his own lunch-box, to enlighten them. And if i started putting up all his ideas out here, there’d be a riot 😆 Of course i agree wholly with you, that Bharat is the ONLY nation that has the formula to have a video conferencing with HIM without having to spend even a rupee.
  3. The God I know will not accept just a mere rupee for a phone conversation. He will extract kilos and kilos of dudh, dahi, makkan, rabri, ras malai etc. Before you know it he may even be forcefully extracting your cloth – both upper and lower. 😯 After that is it any wonder that he will steal your heart and soul as well? And all of this just for a local call!

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