नीलु बड़ो कि पाग बड़ो ?

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Radhe Radhe !

When Vijay dada saw Neelu’s turban, he was astounded. The paag was definitely twice the size of Neelu. So he thought and thought………..Then Neelu revealed to him the reason for the turban being so big. It was not his at all, to begin with, but belonged to Nanda Baba ! And what happened to Neelu when he wore it ? The paag passed on Nanda Baba’s bhaav to Neelu. Oh no !! What a disaster ! Now read on……..

मोहन  को  सुंदर  सजायो ब्रज रानी  ने
और आज बाबा ने अपना फेंटा लाला के सर पे रख दियो

यशोमती आज बड़ी हरखाई इस नए रूप को देख के  
बाबा  का  फेंटा  पहन  के  आज  गूम  रह्यो

बाबा  की  तरह  गोउ  की  सेवा  करना  पड़ेंगा
मोहन  सोच  रहियो  आब  माखन  चोरी छुटेगा

यही है  बाबा  का  फेंटा  का  कमाल

मन  बड़ा  हुआ  भरी  जो  आदत मोहन  की  छूटे

सखा  आये  नीलू  को  संग  खेलन  को  और  भूख  बड़ी

मोहन    के  सखा  का  प्रेम  बड़ा   और बोला –

अरे  ! गोपालो आज किस बात पर जल्दी पधारे

जाओ अप्ने बबा संग घर मीम हाथ बड़ाओई
करते रहते पूरा धमाल मस्ती ब्रज गलियों मरीं और शोर भरी

आदत सुधारो चोरी की और राम का नाम लो जो बड़ा
मेरा नाम बड़ा बदनाम हुआ जब से आप से संग किया

सादिकी बात मेरी चल रही है भनु किशोरी के संग
मोहन  बोला  चोरी  करना  मुजे  आता  नहीं

सखा  बड़े  भये  वयाकूल  नई  रीती  से

लाला कोण सी निति रीती के बात करे जो सपने में न सोचत

देख रहे एक दूसरे के मूह और कभी मोहन की और

मधुमंगल  भेद  जब  समजयो  तो  जो भी अति चतुर

सब मिलके श्याम के हाथ और पकड़ो प्यारे के
मोहन भी समाज न पायो आई सखा की कोण सी नई रीती

और खिच्यो बाबा का फेंटा जो पहनके बोले उलटी सीधी वाणी
रखियो वोही मोर मुगूट मोहन के सर पैर जो सदा धरे

आब  मोहन  चोरी  का  नए  नए  दाव   सोच  रहियो
चलो सखा मेरे संग आज करेंगे लूट भरी ब्रज गलियों में

मोहन को सब ने जय जय कर कियो जो हुआ चोर फिर
आज  गिरधारी  किस   के  घर लूटेंगो माखन अपना  समज कर

विजय कृष्ण दास ब्रजरज कृपा से वोही गोपी घर जनम मांगे

7 thoughts on “नीलु बड़ो कि पाग बड़ो ?”

  1. Radhe Radhe! Now there’s no doubt about who is Neelu’s best bhāv devotee: Vijay Krishna das! 😀
  2. radhe radhe Mata tune naye vastar pahnaye kajarare nayan ko bada kajal diya gopal ko naya mukut ko sunder mor pinch se sajaya ati aanad diyo mata ne apne lalan ko bawari mata bhul gayi ek kundal kanan mein ke gira diyo girdhar ne apni tedi adda se vijay krsna das gira kundal brajraj mein paye
  3. Radhe Radhe dada. Our Neelu does so many leelas, that nowdays we forgrt most of them – they hv become so commonplace, u c ? This happened just a year back, when to wear earring in one ear became SUCH high fashion in Bombay. Simply every boy started wearing earring in one ear. At this time, i pierced Neelu’s sevak’s ear too (Shuk). But i made him promise that he would wear in both ears, since to wear in one ear looks like a lafangaa. We discussed lots in those days, (EVERYONE was talking abt it ) how ALL boys are wearing earrings in one ear. Neelu heard this. The next day, he lost one earring. Since it is of gold, (u know it is difficult for us). i was angry, and said – ” Good, if thats what u want – to look like a lafangaa – then u remain like this. i won’t go into trouble to make another gold kundal for u”. Then, i went to Nathdwar. i bought new rare style kundals for Radharani and Gobuji. from there i went directly to Delhi. There Gobuji lost his one new kundal. Bad effect of Neelu. Thats the story.
  4. Radhe Radhe! Looks like you had doubt over 😆 His being what Radharani calls Him as lampaṭaḥ! He gave you the big gyān (dadāmi buddhi yogaṁ taṁ…prīti pūrvakaṁ|)! 😀
  5. A pujari at Banke Bihari Mandir in Brindaban dressed BB in jeans and cell phone a few years back. It made international news. Has the trend of piercing eyebrows, lips or tongues made it to Mumbai? Please don’t say when it does you will do the same to your husband! 😆 What about tattoos? I’m sure Neelu would love permanant tattoo of “Sri Radha” nama across his heart.
  6. Radhe Radhe !! Ohhh men ( including DH) frustrate me SO much at times, that i’d LOVE to pierce them in MANY places, believe me 🙄 And oh yes ! i am glad u remind me of tattoos. My dear Gobindaji has recently got Radha-naam tattooed on a few places after the latest ‘anga-raag’. He looks cute !
  7. i dont know what the furore was all abt ! What the heck ! i’d LOVE to go on a date with a suited buited Banke sporting a mobile – he’d hv given me the hots – i’m sure !!! :mrgreen: 😛

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